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terça-feira, 17 de maio de 2011

Do you speak English?!

Woman: Excuse me... excuse me. Sorry, ... do you speak English? 
Man: No I don't, sorry. 
Woman:  My car's broken down and I wondered if you could tell me where to find a garage. 
Man: Well, you know, that's wasted on me. I don't understand what you're saying. 
Woman: You don't speak any English at all? 
Man: Not a word. No. It's one of those things really... I wish I'd paid more attention in school... but… Excuse me, excuse me... sorry. Do you speak any English? 
Man 2: English? No. What's the problem? 
Man: I don't know I can't understand her. 
Woman: Hi! My car's broken down and I need to find a garage. 
Man 2: No, I'm sorry. I didn't understand that at all... 
Woman: All right, well... thanks. 
Man: I tell you what, if you go down that way, about half a mile, there's a village. There might be somebody there that speaks English. 
Woman: [She says in German: I speak a little German. Do you speak German?] 
Man: Deutch, nein. Spreckenzie Deutch? 
Man 2: Deutch, nein. [He speaks fluent German...] 
Man: I'm sorry we couldn't be more help. 
Man 2: Yeah, sorry about that. Hey, you never know... next time you're over, maybe we'll have learned a bit of English. 
Man: [in German} or German! 
Woman: Thanks anyway... 
Man: I can speak English 
Man 2: So can I! 

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